CHAUNCY AND EDGARS MEAT CHRONICLES: EXPLODING COWS,ITS THAT DAMN GLOBAL WARMING EDGAR."NO DUNG CHAUNCEY"

Monday, April 7, 2008

EXPLODING COWS,ITS THAT DAMN GLOBAL WARMING EDGAR."NO DUNG CHAUNCEY"

Exploding Cows, Part 1
As the middle of the country endured its sixth day of sweltering summer heat, operators of feed lots in Iowa faced a new problem - exploding cows. The extreme heat causes gases to rapidly expand in animals after they die of heat-related distress. In many cases, they literally burst. "We've got to get them picked up right away or otherwise when you pick them up all you get is pieces," said one Iowa resident.
Exploding Cows, Part 2
Not only that, but cows can explode electrically as well. (I saw this on 60 minutes, or some such). On some old farms, the electrical wiring is old and poorly grounded. Large amounts of current will leak into the ground. Unfortunately, nearby animals (cows, you know) can be the termination points for this electricity, and they just blow up.

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Revolutionary new ‘mini-pigs’ as household pet
17 OCT 2007
New pocket-sized pigs being bred on a farm in Devon, England are the latest craze to hit the household pet world.

Currently, there is a waiting list of one year for the pint-size pigs bred on Pennywell farm. Co-owner of the farm, Chris Murray said that he began cross-breeding the pigs nine years ago "for children to cuddle". These mini-pigs are sold in pairs where possible so they have company at night.British TV presenter, Jonathon Ross, is reported to have purchased two of the pigs for US $300.Murray emphasised the importance of keeping these pigs fit and not fat like all other pets.