EXPLODING COWS,ITS THAT DAMN GLOBAL WARMING EDGAR."NO DUNG CHAUNCEY"

Exploding Cows, Part 1
As the middle of the country endured its sixth day of sweltering summer heat, operators of feed lots in Iowa faced a new problem - exploding cows. The extreme heat causes gases to rapidly expand in animals after they die of heat-related distress. In many cases, they literally burst. "We've got to get them picked up right away or otherwise when you pick them up all you get is pieces," said one Iowa resident.
Exploding Cows, Part 2
Not only that, but cows can explode electrically as well. (I saw this on 60 minutes, or some such). On some old farms, the electrical wiring is old and poorly grounded. Large amounts of current will leak into the ground. Unfortunately, nearby animals (cows, you know) can be the termination points for this electricity, and they just blow up.

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BOARS GONE WILD

An eight year old tame wild boar called ‘Babe’ is leading a luxury life on a private island in the Bahamas.

Babe lives together with the island’s two inhabitants – Luke Abbott and his partner Mona Wiethuchter.
At night, he returns to his fellow boars in the bush, but by day, he lives the life of a beach babe – swimming, eating hot dogs and drinking beer.
"We succeeded in taming babe when he was just one day old. Since then, he has been hand fed by us," said Mr Abbott.
The couple keep an eye on Babe’s weight. Two years ago, he was subjected to a jogging routine up and down the beach as he was carrying excess weight.
His daily routine begins with a hot dog, then a nice swim in the sea, afterwards a snooze on the beach followed by a nice brush down of his coat.
What a privileged life!

"DAY GLO PORK PRODUCTS AT LAST!!!!!"

Fluorescent piglets born in China
09 JAN 2008
A pig genetically modified in China to make it glow has given birth to fluorescent piglets, proving such changes can be inherited, according to State Media.

Scientists in northeast China injected fluorescent green protein into three sows’ embryos when they were bred in December 2006.
The pigs glow green when placed under an ultraviolet light.
Liu Zhonghua, a professor at Northeast Agricultural University in the city of Harbin, was quoted as saying that "the mouths, trotters and tongues of the two piglets glow green under ultraviolet light, which indicates the technology to breed transgenic pigs via cell nuclear transfer is mature".
"This technology promises to breed excellent transgenic pigs and even raise special pigs to provide organs for human transplant operations in the future," he said